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A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:<\/p>\n

“I got a hot date tonight, an\u2019 I need some protection.<\/p>\n

How much is a pack of them rubbers gonna cost me?”<\/p>\n

The pharmacist responds: “A three-pack of them is $4.99 with tax.”<\/p>\n

“TACKS!” the shocked redneck says.<\/p>\n

“Gawd a\u2019 mighty, don\u2019t they stay on by themselves!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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