{"id":9188,"date":"2022-10-29T11:10:52","date_gmt":"2022-10-29T11:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9188"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:50:45","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:50:45","slug":"sam-called-his-wife-and-said-in-a-weak-voice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/sam-called-his-wife-and-said-in-a-weak-voice\/","title":{"rendered":"Sam called his wife and said in a weak voice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-9190 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-300x176.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"133\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-300x176.png 300w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-265x155.png 265w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-531x311.png 531w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-164x96.png 164w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-82x48.png 82w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-561x330.png 561w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1-364x213.png 364w, https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/10\/Sam-called-his-wife-and-1.png 564w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way.<\/p>\n<p>I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff.<\/p>\n<p>The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sam continued, &#8220;I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, &#8220;Who is Mary?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice, &#8220;Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way. I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled [&hellip;] <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/sam-called-his-wife-and-said-in-a-weak-voice\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9189,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9188","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-relationship-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9188","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9188"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9188\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10027,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9188\/revisions\/10027"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9188"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9188"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9188"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=9188"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}