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Sam called his wife and said to her in a weak voice,<\/p>\n

“Hey baby, I was driving to a coffee shop to meet Mary when all of a sudden, a stray dog came in the way.<\/p>\n

I tried to steer left to avoid running it down, but the car skidded due to high speed, rolled over and almost ran off the cliff.<\/p>\n

The car was hanging nose down over the cliff, as I looked down fearing impending death.<\/p>\n

“I just managed to climb out of the car and save my life, just before the car fell over the cliff crashing thousands of feet below and was blown into smithereens.”<\/p>\n

Sam continued, “I was taken to a hospital. I have a broken leg, broken jaw, dislocated shoulder and several injuries on my head.”<\/p>\n

There was silence on the phone, then the wife asked, “Who is Mary?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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