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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store,<\/p>\n

which was a few blocks from the house.<\/p>\n

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,<\/p>\n

“Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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