{"id":9273,"date":"2023-04-21T10:47:22","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T10:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9273"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:47:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:47:35","slug":"wife-wants-to-drive-new-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/wife-wants-to-drive-new-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife wants to drive New Car"},"content":{"rendered":"
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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store,<\/p>\n
which was a few blocks from the house.<\/p>\n
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,<\/p>\n
“Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9275,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9273","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-relationship-jokes"},"yoast_head":"\n