{"id":9273,"date":"2023-04-21T10:47:22","date_gmt":"2023-04-21T10:47:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9273"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:47:35","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:47:35","slug":"wife-wants-to-drive-new-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/wife-wants-to-drive-new-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Wife wants to drive New Car"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store,<\/p>\n

which was a few blocks from the house.<\/p>\n

After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed,<\/p>\n

“Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drive his prize possession even to the grocery store, which was a few blocks from the house. After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, “Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9275,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9273","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-relationship-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9273"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10014,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9273\/revisions\/10014"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9273"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=9273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}