{"id":9277,"date":"2023-04-25T12:48:47","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T12:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9277"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:47:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:47:27","slug":"just-women-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/funny-jokes\/just-women-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Just women things…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When a customer left his cell phone in my store,<\/p>\n

I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send.<\/p>\n

His mother answered, and I told her what happened.<\/p>\n

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”<\/p>\n

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”<\/p>\n

“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.” A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.” “Martin,” she said, “you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9277","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10013,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9277\/revisions\/10013"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9277"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=9277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}