{"id":9277,"date":"2023-04-25T12:48:47","date_gmt":"2023-04-25T12:48:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9277"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:47:27","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:47:27","slug":"just-women-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/funny-jokes\/just-women-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Just women things…"},"content":{"rendered":"
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When a customer left his cell phone in my store,<\/p>\n
I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send.<\/p>\n
His mother answered, and I told her what happened.<\/p>\n
“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”<\/p>\n
A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”<\/p>\n
“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened. “Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.” A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.” “Martin,” she said, “you […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9279,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9277","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-funny-jokes"},"yoast_head":"\n