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In a terrible car accident, 3 nuns die at the same time.<\/p>\n
They all appear in front of the gates of Heaven to meet Saint Peter.<\/p>\n
When they arrive, Peter informs them that those who lived a life of the cloth must answer some basic questions about theology before they are permitted to enter Heaven.<\/p>\n
Each of the nuns has studied their bible well, so they don’t feel worried by this.<\/p>\n
The first nun steps forward and tells the saint that she’s ready.<\/p>\n
“Who was the first woman?” Peter asks.<\/p>\n
“That’s easy!” exclaims the nun. “Eve!”<\/p>\n
Peter smiles, the bells toll, and the gates of Heaven open.<\/p>\n
The second nun, encouraged by her colleagues easy pass, steps forwards and tells Peter that she’s ready, as well.<\/p>\n
“Who was the first man?” Peter asks.<\/p>\n
“Easy! That’s Adam!” says the nun, excitedly.<\/p>\n
Peter smiles, the bells toll, and the gates of Heaven open.<\/p>\n
The third nun is now confident that she won’t have any trouble, and steps up to face Peter’s question.<\/p>\n
“What were Eve’s first words to Adam?” he asks.<\/p>\n
“My, that’s a hard one,” the nun replies worriedly,<\/p>\n
but Peter smiles, the bells toll, and the gates of Heaven open…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"