{"id":9589,"date":"2024-04-13T11:47:12","date_gmt":"2024-04-13T11:47:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9589"},"modified":"2024-04-13T11:47:12","modified_gmt":"2024-04-13T11:47:12","slug":"a-young-man-finally-got-a-date","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/naughty-jokes\/a-young-man-finally-got-a-date\/","title":{"rendered":"A young man finally got a date"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A young man finally got a date with the hot girl that lived in his apartment complex.<\/h3>\n

To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself.<\/h3>\n

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the uncovered.<\/h3>\n

Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get sunburn on his \u201ctool of the trade\u201d.<\/h3>\n

But, he was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.<\/h3>\n

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment,<\/h3>\n

and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner,<\/h3>\n

after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.<\/h3>\n

During the movie, however, the young man\u2019s sunburn started acting up again.<\/h3>\n

He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk.<\/h3>\n

He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.<\/h3>\n

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his member immersed in a glass of milk.<\/h3>\n

Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, \u201cSo that\u2019s how you guys load those things!\u201d<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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