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One day, during a lesson on proper grammar,<\/p>\n
the teacher asked for a show of hands for who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.<\/p>\n
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with,<\/p>\n
“My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”<\/p>\n
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.<\/p>\n
She then called on little Michael.<\/p>\n
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully, he said.<\/p>\n
“Excellent, Michael!” Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.<\/p>\n
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, f**king beautiful!'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"