{"id":9634,"date":"2024-06-14T08:56:40","date_gmt":"2024-06-14T08:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/?p=9634"},"modified":"2024-10-05T08:36:20","modified_gmt":"2024-10-05T08:36:20","slug":"the-newlywed-wife-said-to-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/relationship-jokes\/the-newlywed-wife-said-to-her-husband\/","title":{"rendered":"The newlywed wife said to her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,<\/p>\n

\u201cI have great news for you. Pretty soon, we\u2019re going to be three in this house instead of two.\u201d<\/p>\n

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.<\/p>\n

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, \u201cI have great news for you. Pretty soon, we\u2019re going to be three in this house instead of two.\u201d Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9636,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"adace-sponsor":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-9634","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-relationship-jokes"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9966,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9634\/revisions\/9966"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9636"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9634"},{"taxonomy":"adace-sponsor","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dayjokes.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/adace-sponsor?post=9634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}