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The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work,<\/p>\n

\u201cI have great news for you. Pretty soon, we\u2019re going to be three in this house instead of two.\u201d<\/p>\n

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes.<\/p>\n

He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,<\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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