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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus.<\/p>\n
He’s got spiked, multi-colored hair that’s green, purple, and orange.<\/p>\n
His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags.<\/p>\n
His legs are bare and he’s wearing worn-out shoes.<\/p>\n
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers.<\/p>\n
He sits down in the only vacant seat that’s directly across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles.<\/p>\n
Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man,<\/p>\n
“What are you looking at you old fart… didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”<\/p>\n
Without missing a beat, the old man replies, Yeah, back when I was young and in the Navy,<\/p>\n
I got really drunk one night in Singapore and screwed a parrot…. I thought maybe you were my son.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"