Doctor I have an embarrassing mating problem

A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing mating problem”

The doctor says “Tell me about your personal bed life,

“The man says “Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’.

Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a BJ at my desk.

I nip home at lunchtime and do the wife over the kitchen table,

then after work I go to see my mistress from five until seven.

Then after dinner my wife and I generally hit the bed early for a serious session, sometimes two or three.”

“I see,” says the doctor, “and what seems to be the problem?”

“Well,” says the patient, “it hurts when I do handjob by myself.”