A few years ago I had a proud (step)dad moment

A few years ago I had a proud (step)dad moment I think this sub will like..

This was right after picking her up from preschool.

She was usually a bit grumpy and I always tried to be fun and keep the drive home more upbeat.

Her: “I’m hungry.”

Me: “Nice to meet you, hungry, I’m dad.

“Her: “Ahhhhgh could you not say that anymore?

“Me: “Aw why not, sweets?

“Her: “Because I don’t like it when you call me names like hungry or thirsty or anything!

“Me: “Alright, I’m not going to say that anymore.

“Her: “Nice to meet you, not going to say that anymore.

” Five years old and already a murderer because I died laughing.