A Woman goes to buy a Parrot.
The prices are $100, $200, and $15.
She asks why the last one is so cheap?
“Because he used to live in a br**thel” says the shopkeeper.
She pays $15.
When she gets home the parrot says: a new br**thel!”
The woman laughs. When her daughters get home the parrot says:
“Ohh mine, 2 new prozzies!” The girls laughs too.
When the dad gets home the parrot says:
“Hey me Pete, haven’t seen you for weeks!”