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An Australian copper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.
As he looked at her driver’s license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask,
“Do you have a gun in your possession?”
She replied in her crackly voice,
“Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”
The copper then asked if she had any other weapons.
She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the centre console.”
The shocked copper asked,
“Is that all the weapons you are transporting?
The little old lady held up her purse and replied,
“Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”
Finally, the astonished copper asked,
“What are you afraid of?”
And the little old lady smiled and replied:
“Not a F***king Thing.”
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