An 87-Year-Old Woman Over For Speeding

An Australian copper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.

As he looked at her driver’s license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn’t help but ask,

“Do you have a gun in your possession?”

She replied in her crackly voice,

“Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”

The copper then asked if she had any other weapons.

She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the centre console.”

The shocked copper asked,

“Is that all the weapons you are transporting?

The little old lady held up her purse and replied,

“Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”

Finally, the astonished copper asked,

“What are you afraid of?”

And the little old lady smiled and replied:

“Not a F***king Thing.”