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A man lost his two wives in two years

A man heard his friend had lost two wives in two years.

He felt bad so he called to give his condolences.

He asked “how’d your first wife die?”

“She ate poison mushrooms.”

“What about your second wife?”

“She died of blunt trauma to the head.”

“Why would that have happened?”

“She wouldn’t eat her mushrooms.”

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