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Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office

Three expectant mothers are sitting in the doctor’s office, knitting.

The first mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.

She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, “Vitamins.

Good for mummy-” She pats her stomach. “-and good for little baby.”

The second mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.

She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, “Essential minerals.

Good for mummy-” She pats her stomach. “-and good for little baby.”

The third mother puts down her knitting, picks up her handbag, pulls out a bottle of pills, takes one, then resumes knitting.

She sees the other two mothers looking at her, so she says, ”
Thalidomide.

” She shrugs. “I can’t knit sleeves.”

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