A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes

A guy walks into a bar with two black eyes after a church service.

His friend ask “Dale, what the hell happened to your face?”

“When the lady sitting in front of me stood up to sing the hymns,

I noticed her dress was clutched between her butt cheeks,

so, being poIite I pulled it out, she turned around and punched me in the eye.”

“Well, how did you get the other black eye?”

“She got so upset that I pulled the dress out,

I figured I would just push it right back in. “