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The little Cowboy

A little boy walks into an ice-cream store wearing a cowboy hat and a pair of six shooters.

The woman behind the counter can’t help smiling at the tough expression on his chubby little face.

“Hello there,cowboy,” she says “What can I get for you?”

The kid bellies up to the counter.

“I’ll have an ice-cream sundae with butterscotch, cherries, nuts, sprinkles and chocolate syrup.”

“Do you want your nuts crushed?” the clerk asks.

The little boy whips out his guns, points them at her and says

“Do you want your melons shot off?”

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