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Five 4th grade boys in a typical bathroom discussion during recess were discussing how to get a girl.
It was nearly unanimous that girls were easy to get by guys with a perfect man tool.
None of the boys seemed to know what the perfect tool was though.
Jimmy stayed on the periphery listening and not talking.
That night after dinner Jimmy asked dad if they could talk.
In private he tells his dad of the bathroom discussion and asks his dad, what is the perfect tool.
Dad being quite confident opens his fly, displays his manhood across his hand, and tells Jimmy this is the perfect tool.
The next day when Jimmy and the other boys are in the bathroom during recess,
the how to get a girl discussion comes up and returns to the perfect tool conclusion.
This time Jimmy, armed with new knowledge, steps forward and says I know what the perfect tool is.
The other boys impressed by Jimmy’s announcement eagerly encourage him to share this key information.
To which, Jimmy pulls down his zipper, lays his wienie across the palm of his hand, and announces, see this, 3 inches shorter it would be the perfect tool.
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