A man walks into a bar.
Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.
He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:
Hot dog – $2Cheeseburger – $5Hand job – $10He asks the waitress,
“Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”
She winks and replies, “why yes I am.”
He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”