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George comes home to his apartment, drunk as a skunk,
and says to his roommate Ted, “I just visited Joe’s Tavern.
It’s the best one I ever visited.
It even had a solid gold toilet!”
“Cool!” says Ted. He is so excited, he calls up Joe’s Tavern.
“My roommate told me all about your solid gold toilet!”
he says.”What?” sputters Joe the bartender on the other line.
“We don’t have a solid gold toilet!”
Ted hangs up the phone.
“You must have been drunkenly mistaken,” he says.
“Joe’s doesn’t have a solid gold toilet.”
“It does so!” responds George.
“I’ll prove it to you.
I’ll take you to Joe’s tomorrow and show you myself!”T
he next day, George brings Ted to Joe’s.
He is about to tell Ted where the toilet is,
when suddenly, a voice is heard from the other end of the bar:
“HEY, YOU! AREN’T YOU THE D**KHEAD WHO TOOK A S**T IN MY TUBA LAST NIGHT?!”
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