A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar.

Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:

Hot dog – $2Cheeseburger – $5Hand job – $10He asks the waitress,

“Miss are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

She winks and replies, “why yes I am.”

He says, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”

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