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A guy goes into this bar, sits down and orders a drink.
While waiting, he sees a guy sitting at the bar who has a very big muscular body but a little tiny head.
So, he asks the guy, “How is it that you have such a huge body and a small head?”
The guy replied, “I was walking along the beach one day and I came across this bottle buried halfway in the sand.
So I picked it up, brushed away the sand, and out popped this fine female genie.
She said she would grant me three wishes for releasing her.”
“For my first wish, I asked for ten-million dollars, and POOF right there on the sand was $10,000,00.”
“For my second wish, I asked for a luxury yacht, and POOF right there on the ocean was a 90-foot yacht.”
“Finally for my third wish, I asked to have intercourse with the genie,
but she said that genies were not allowed to indulge in that kind of activities.”
So, I said, “c’mon, how about a little head?”
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