A woman walks into her accountant’s office

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks,

“What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a blonde.”

The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.

That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.”

The woman, “Ok, I’m a call girl.” “No, that is still too crude. Try again.”

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.”

The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a call girl or a h***ker?”

“Well, I raised over 5,000 c***ks last year.”