A man was having early climax problem

A man was having early climax problem so he went to the doctor.

The doctor said, “When you feel like you are getting ready to come, try startling yourself.”

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife.

That night the two were on bed and found themselves in the 69 position.

The man felt the urge to come and fired the starter pistol.

The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went.

The man answered, “Not well.

When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face,

bit three inches off my manhood, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air.”