Two army paratrooper recruits are talking about their first time jumping out of a plane.
FNG 1: How was your first jump today?
FNG 2: Well… I stood in front of the open door looking at the Earth flying by
and turned to the jump master telling him that I couldn’t do it.
The Jump Master said if I don’t jump then he would f****k me.
FNG 1: Did you Jump???
FNG 2: A little, at first.