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Two army paratrooper recruits

Two army paratrooper recruits are talking about their first time jumping out of a plane.

FNG 1: How was your first jump today?

FNG 2: Well… I stood in front of the open door looking at the Earth flying by

and turned to the jump master telling him that I couldn’t do it.

The Jump Master said if I don’t jump then he would f****k me.

FNG 1: Did you Jump???

FNG 2: A little, at first.

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