Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop

Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop smoking cigarettes…

Suddenly it begins to rain.Old lady #1 pulls a safety pack out of her purse and slips it over her cigarette and continues smoking.Impressed, old lady #2 says,”Whad’ya call that thing and where can I get one?””You mean this cigarette cover?I get mine down at the pharmacy,” Says old lady #1.So the next day old lady #2 heads on down to the pharmacy and is standing in the aisle with the safety pack when an employee notices she’s been there a while.”Ma’am, do you need some help?” Says the worker, resisting a smile.Old woman #2 replies,”Well I’m 60 years old and I’ve never bought one of these before,I don’t know which ones to get.” The worker asks, “What size do you think you’ll need?” Old lady #2 replies, “Hell, I don’t know, at least big enough to fit a camel.”