Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop smoking cigarettes…
Suddenly it begins to rain.
Old lady #1 pulls a c**dom out of her purse and slips it over her cigarette and continues smoking.
Impressed, old lady #2 says,
“Whad’ya call that thing and where can I get one?”
“You mean this cigarette cover?
I get mine down at the pharmacy,” Says old lady #1.
So the next day old lady #2 heads on down to the pharmacy and is standing in the aisle with the c**doms when an employee notices she’s been there a while.
“Ma’am, do you need some help?
” Says the worker, resisting a smile.
Old woman #2 replies,
“Well I’m 60 years old and I’ve never bought one of these before,
I don’t know which ones to get.
” The worker asks, “What size do you think you’ll need?
” Old lady #2 replies, “Hell, I don’t know, at least big enough to fit a camel.”