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A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately…

A woman just gave birth to a baby boy. Unfortunately….

The doctor was holding him and told the parent,

“I regret to inform you that your son was born without eyelids.

” The mother replies,” That’s terrible.

What are we going to do?”

The doctor says,” I’ve seen this before, don’t worry.

We will circumcise him and use the foreskin to make him new eyelids.

” The father says,” Won’t that make him cock-eyed.

” The doctor replies,” No, if anything it will give him foresight”

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