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How long before I can get a haircut?

A man sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looks around the shop and says “About 2 hours.

“The man leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks

“How long before I can get a haircut?”.

The barber looks around at a shop full of customers and says “About 3 hours.”

The man leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks

“How long before I can get a haircut?”.

The barber looks around the shop and says

“About an hour and half. “Again, the man leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says

“Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes –

he keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut then doesn’t come back.

“A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?

“Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says:

“Your house!”

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