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A man was dumping toxic waste into a river

A man was dumping toxic waste into a river.

Suddenly, the sky darkened, lightning flashed,

and a glowing woman appeared, hovering above the river.

“For your crimes, I curse you to only speak in words related to water!”,

she intoned, and then vanished in another flash of lightning.

The man stood, shocked, before gathering his wits and muttering, “Well dam”.

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