A woman with a morbid fear of drowning is on a ship in the middle of an ocean.
Nervously , she asks a crew member ‘just how far away from land are we?’
Calmly, he reassures her ‘ you have nothing to worry about miss ,
we’re only 5 miles from land.’
Relieved, she inquires ‘oh, in which direction?’
‘That would be straight down’, he replies……