Little Johnny’s dad is called into the headmaster’s office for his son’s misbehaviour.
He arrives 10 minutes late.
“Sorry I’m late Mrs Deeny, I forgot to polish some nobs at work before leaving tonight. “
Mrs Deeny looks up from her desk in disgust.
“Yeah, I almost lost my job at the doorknob factory last time I did that. To be fair they weren’t too happy that I was walking around with my c0ck out.”
Mrs Deeny gulps and stares up at him.
“I mean, they normally like me to leave my rooster at home. He’s a real trouble maker, I once found him pecking at my wife’s pu$sy”
Mrs Deeny falls off her chair and swiftly picks herself back up.
“That cat didn’t know what was coming. I was a bit disturbed though when I found the cat licking Johnny’s little sausage the other day!”
Mrs Deeny gasped.
“Yeah, Johnny missed breakfast that day because the cat ate it? That’s nothing though… “
Mrs Deeny leaned forward.
“… Yeah, last night I caught that c*nt wanking off to some f****king filthy sh!t