My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” while in Texas

My wife and I went to a “Dude Ranch” while in Texas.

The cowboy preparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western or English saddle,

and she asked what the difference was.

He told her one had a horn and one didn’t.

She replied, “The one without the horn is fine.

I don’t expect we’ll run into too much traffic.”